Every city has them: people who hate dogs. Some people see a dog romping across an open field with a ball in its mouth as a menace about to wreak havoc upon unsuspecting children and cyclists. Perhaps they’ve had a bad experience with a dog — or maybe they’re just crotchety and bitter and resent someone else’s good fun.

Whatever the reasons, they don’t like your dog. And if you let your dog off its leash in a leash-only area, they will be the first to approach you and give you an earful about it.

An Unfixed Dog Is Not a Welcome Dog:

I have a friend who doesn’t believe that dogs should be neutered or spayed. Never mind that unfixed dogs have an overall lower life span than fixed dogs. They’re also social pariahs in the dog park. My friend’s dog wasn’t an aggressor, but the fact he was intact could spark outrage in other males.

He was constantly causing a furor among the other dogs. As well, he wandered in search of unfixed females, which meant as soon as he got off leash, he’d disappear for hours. An unfixed dog, male or female, should be kept away from other dogs.

It’s just one more reason why your dog should be fixed. This rule applies also to dogs that are sick, injured or scared of social situations. Don’t cause your dog unnecessary stress.

Dog Doo Doesn’t Biodegrade That Fast:

If you’re the type who thinks you only need to clean up after your dog when no one is looking, may you one day be cursed with a hefty city fine. Such thoughtlessness is the height of jerk behaviour.

Dog doo is unsightly, a drag to step on, and it spreads disease. If you don’t like picking up after a dog, don’t get a dog.

Off-Leash Areas Aren’t for Picnics or Kids

Here’s a news flash. An area that’s been designated by the city as “off leash” means it’s for dogs to run with unabashed glee. It means barking, playing and lots of running. It means good-natured doggy abandon, which can be a rare thing in a city where most parks are off-limits to Mr. Waggytail.

So if you don’t have a dog and you don’t want to be around dogs, do everyone a favour and stay away from the dog park. I once witnessed a man in a white suit spread out a picnic blanket, a basket and wine in the middle of an off-leash beach, and attempt to woo his equally dressed-up date.

When dogs very predictably started sniffing around, the man threw a hissy fit. Dog owners watching the spectacle were so incensed, the man was nearly hauled out to sea. There are tons of parks that are exclusive to humans.  Those parks are the best ones for picnics, barbecues, games of volleyball and Frisbee, small children, and men who like to lounge in white suits.

If Your Dog is a Jerk, Own Up

Dogs will be dogs, which means sometimes they can be little jerks. Maybe your dog likes to roughhouse, or maybe he’s a ball or Frisbee thief. Whatever his personality, you’re responsible for his behaviour. Don’t go thinking that your dog is a free agent.

Do the right thing and offer to replace a toy or ball that your dog has stolen and lost or destroyed. Apologize for your dog’s rude behaviour. And above all else, if your dog has a nasty streak or is at all aggressive, recognize it and deal with it. If your dog frightens people or other dogs, keep him muzzled and/or away from social situations.

Don’t be one of those oblivious dog owners that give everybody a bad name. We all know the type. They’re the first to say, “He’s harmless,” right before their dog goes postal on another dog.

Come Equipped

Dog owners already know these basics, but carry the dog essentials with you when heading to the park. Always bring a leash, doggy bags and a couple of balls or toys (in case you need a replacement). Some dog owners carry treats to keep their dog under control.

You might even want to bring a dog brush and give him a good brushing while you’re outside. If you don’t want to pack around water, then keep some in the car for after the walk, when your dog is dehydrated. Keep towels in the trunk too, to clean off muddy paws.

And make sure your dog is wearing his collar and an up-to-date license. City shelter authorities are always on the look out for unlicensed dogs, and the licence is valuable information for your dog’s own safety too.